Cow Jokes for ‘Tell a Joke Day’

By Kimmi Devaney

Did you know that August 16 is ‘Tell a Joke Day’? Since it is the Year of Dairy Cows at the Indiana State Fair (going on now through the 19th), I went searching for some cow and milk jokes that might brighten your day. I found some written by elementary school students that are pretty good. Enjoy these with a creamy milkshake, scrumptious grilled cheese sandwich, fresh glass of milk or your dairy product of choice.

Why do cows have spots?

(Because they would look silly with stripes!)

Why did the cheese go to the barbecue?

(To get grilled!)

Why did the cow cross the road?

(Because the chicken was on a coffee break)

What did the cow say to the ticket holder?

(I want to see a mooovie!)

Why did the cow go to work every day?

(To earn lots of mooola)

One Response

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